AITAH for thinking all stories here are obvious rage bait?

It's the same formula:

  1. Completely reasonable take from OP
  2. Inappropriate ask from the AH
  3. Rage, arguing, and harassment by orbiters against OP
  4. A request for OP to be "reasonable" and do the completely inappropriate ask that AH demanded
  5. One or more people currently not speaking to OP

When did this sub become a creative writing assignment?