Scary Island explanation for Kelly's behavior
So I'm watching old RHONY S3 for the first time since it aired way back when and I had some thoughts no one in real life would care to hear, lol.
So Kelly is someone who isn't very bright, throughout the seasons you can hear her repeat almost verbatim something someone else said a few days ago but use it wrong or twist it. Like, you're trying to make lemonade out of lemons, and someone will have to say, do you mean a mountain out of a molehill? And a few others I can't think of right now.
So my theory is, Jill made Kelly her little pet project, and Jill was fighting with both Bethany and Alex. Jill was probably bitching to Kelly about the two non-stop leading up to scary island so here's my translator of Kelly during her altered state on Scary Island. Her wiring was crossed and her brain was just pinging wrong, lol.
Jill says "this thing with Bethany is killing me" Kelly's brain, PING it's killing her, PING "Bethany's trying to kill me!"
Jill "I can't sleep over it" PING Kelly: "I can't sleep cuz of my nightmares of Bethany trying to kill me".
Jill "this whole thing is making me sick" PING Kelly "I've been literally throwing up over her"
Probably Jill being snarky said to her "She calls herself a celebrity chef, which celebrities?" Kelly PING She's a cook PING Actually, can she even cook?
Jill about Alex: "her walk was weird with the weird makeup channeling the devil" PING Kelly "the white face with black makeup, she's the devil!"
During dinner Bethany makes a joke saying "you can't handle the truth" Kelly's brain PING A few good men. PING court scene. PING lawyers PING AL SHARPTON!!! (though I suspect she meant Johnny Cochran)
Bethany says I'm a real chef with a book and a career. Kelly remembers Jill saying all Bethany seems to care about now is money. PING Like a leprechaun. PING. who only cares about PING SATCHELS OF GOLD!!!!!!
I've always said I'm very fluent in crazy and or drunk, she was definitely having an episode but there's is a connective thread to the madness. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, lol.
So I'm watching old RHONY S3 for the first time since it aired way back when and I had some thoughts no one in real life would care to hear, lol.
So Kelly is someone who isn't very bright, throughout the seasons you can hear her repeat almost verbatim something someone else said a few days ago but use it wrong or twist it. Like, you're trying to make lemonade out of lemons, and someone will have to say, do you mean a mountain out of a molehill? And a few others I can't think of right now.
So my theory is, Jill made Kelly her little pet project, and Jill was fighting with both Bethany and Alex. Jill was probably bitching to Kelly about the two non-stop leading up to scary island so here's my translator of Kelly during her altered state on Scary Island. Her wiring was crossed and her brain was just pinging wrong, lol.
Jill says "this thing with Bethany is killing me" Kelly's brain, PING it's killing her, PING "Bethany's trying to kill me!"
Jill "I can't sleep over it" PING Kelly: "I can't sleep cuz of my nightmares of Bethany trying to kill me".
Jill "this whole thing is making me sick" PING Kelly "I've been literally throwing up over her"
Probably Jill being snarky said to her "She calls herself a celebrity chef, which celebrities?" Kelly PING She's a cook PING Actually, can she even cook?
Jill about Alex: "her walk was weird with the weird makeup channeling the devil" PING Kelly "the white face with black makeup, she's the devil!"
During dinner Bethany makes a joke saying "you can't handle the truth" Kelly's brain PING A few good men. PING court scene. PING lawyers PING AL SHARPTON!!! (though I suspect she meant Johnny Cochran)
Bethany says I'm a real chef with a book and a career. Kelly remembers Jill saying all Bethany seems to care about now is money. PING Like a leprechaun. PING. who only cares about PING SATCHELS OF GOLD!!!!!!
I've always said I'm very fluent in crazy and or drunk, she was definitely having an episode but there's is a connective thread to the madness. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, lol.