Elon Musk Extends Surrogate Offer To Kai Trump After Saying “I No Longer Want Taylor Swift To Have My Babies After What Donald Trump Tweeted.”
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MAGA In Shambles As They Learn From Trump That The Acronym Meant Make Arabia Great Again, All Along.
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Joe Biden Announces Campaign For 2028 Presidency With New Slogan; Tanned, Well Rested, And Ready To Save America Again.
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Donald Trump Declares May National Gut The VA And Veteran Benefits Month.
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Penguins Agree To Trump Trade Deal And Will Trade Pebbles For US Fish Products.
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Donald Trump Approves Secret Service Plan To Expense Thailand Hookers Costs For Employees And The Trump Entourage.
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White House To Switch Donald Trump’s TV Over To Play Planet Earth And Bluey On A Loop In An Effort To Help Him Develop More Respect For The Environment And People That Are Different.
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Donald Trump Says “Poors And Middle-Class Families Need To Learn To Have Imagination Christmases As Toys Are Only For The Wealthy.”
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Marco Rubio Starts Working 4th Job To Make Ends Meet In Trumps Economy.
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Donald Trump Tells Fox And Friends “Detained Migrants And Illegal MS-13 Must Be Counted Towards House (Reapportionment) In Rural Areas As Without Them I Can’t Win A Third Term.”
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Donald Trump Blames Sesame Streets Oscar The Grouch For PBS Funding Cuts Saying “If Oscar Would Not Have Made Fun Of Me With His Donald Grump Character We Wouldn’t Be Feuding And It’s Him Who Needs To Apologize.”
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What’s that Seymour? You want the spaff bucket on your head?
Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding That GDP Only Can Go Up.
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RFK Jr Proposes Removing All Iodine From Salt Saying “Everyone Needs Swollen Thyroids And These Scientists Don’t Know Nothing.”
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Donald Trump Orders US Department Of Agriculture To Stop Companies From Importing Mini Bananas As They Make Him Self Conscious.
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Trump Administration To Hire Phrenologist To Help Crack Down On Leakers.
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After Poor Tesla Earnings Call Elon Musk Announces Plans To Scale Back Work In Washington From Zero Days a Week To Zero Days A Week In Order To Focus All Attention On Running Tesla Into The Ground.
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Tattoo Artists In Shambles As Americans Avoid Getting Tattoos In Order To Not Be Labeled A Criminal.
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Donald Trump Caught On Camera Firing A La-Z-Boy.
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Pope Francis Posthumously Releases Memo Confirming JD Vance As The Antichrist.
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Social Security Administration To JD Vance; “Stay Away From Us.”
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US State Department Contemplates Revoking Donald Trumps Citizenship Due To Ties To Russia And Anti-American Rhetoric.
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Donald Trump Skips Easter Sunday Service To Go On 3 Day Hooker And Gambling Bender In Atlantic City.
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Donald Trump Announces That “He Alone Has Risen To Fight Evil While Announcing Plans To Recrucify That Jesus Guy For Attempt To Start Cult Larger Than MAGA”.
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Donald Trump Holds Up Carton Of Marshmallow Eggs While Stating Egg Prices Are down To A Record Low.
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