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The removal of payphones has been driven by a desire to end anonymous prank calling

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Species evolved from fungi usually had an uphill battle to make friends among the stars, until the humans showed up. Turned out, both species really like to jam.

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“I’m calling from RoyCo Roofing. We just finished putting the first coat of paint on your roof and are getting ready to add the second.”

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Famous Men That Are Short Kings

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An engineer restores pay phones for free public use

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Nighean of Himneskur Meets Karl the Demon

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I want to hear Roy work The German Shopping Cart Return Championships into a cart narcs call.

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GET RID OF THOSE F#&KIN' DANDELIONS!!!!

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The Devil’s in the Details

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Was Carol Gersberms a Jan 6 Rioter?!?

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Human “Logic” when confronted with potential hazards confuses and terrifies most sentient species

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Even pets are disposable now

A subreddit for chronicling how Advanced Capitalist Society is not only dystopic, but also incredibly boring.

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An excellent source of new flushing audio for prank calls.

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visit cleveland. try our pay phone.

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The Skiptak's Demon: They're making a mess of the Ekstermi Peninsula

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Suburban life ain't what it seems

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Research Proves Human Neuroses Contagious! Mass Panic Even in Species not Previously Prone to it!

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One digit more secure than the Air Shield and the President’s Luggage

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I found and photographed a still-functional pay phone (with phone book holder) with a 3DS in 2025

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The Grand Duke’s Infernal Artifacts

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HOA Member Outraged at On-Street Parking outside the HOA. Seeks justice

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The Demon Crests the Cliff

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That’s one way to enforce an HOA Amazon ban

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Drepa Dæmdur’s Blast Radius

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The Hammer’s Blow

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